Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Important Recall Notice!


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Important Recall Notice:

The Maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed, "Sub-sequential Internal Non-morality", or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some other symptoms:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish, or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this SIN defect.

The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required. The number to call for repair in all areas is:

P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.

Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the
heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers Instructions Before Leaving Earth), for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded.

For free emergency service, call on JESUS.

DANGER:
The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention.
GOD

Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice!!!

I thought this was a good read. I hope you enjoy it. I am so happy to tell you Jesus took my sins away as a young girl during Bible school. I will never forget that day. He has always been there for me no matter what and I hope I can be a witness for my Lord and saviour everywhere I go. I know I fall short but those of us who are saved are just Sinners saved by Grace! I hope all who read my blog Has that same peace. There is nothing quite like it! I am always reminded of a Bible verse I had to memorize in Bible school. That verse has some much meaning.JOHN 3:16 Read it if you don't know it look it up and believe it! If God can do that for you. What can you do for him? I could never do enough..

I have been busy cleaning carpets cooking for my dear hubby and keeping two teenagers from being bored. We have our books for the upcoming school year so we will be waiting to register and for the block feeds from BJU to start in late August. I cannot believe I will be teaching two highschoolers this year. Please pray from us all three.I thank God for two precious young christian daughters with tender hearts and I hope they will always Keep God number one in their life.
I always look forward to getting back to a normal schedule. I enjoy our summer break but I like a routine. We got some much needed rain here this evening. Until my next blog..Be Blessed ^A^

3 comments:

A Note From Theresa said...

That was a good post. Very good. Thanks for that :-)

CONNIE'S THOUGHTS FROM THE HEART said...

I really liked your post. It is so true. I love the music. Thanks for your visits to my blog. I have appreciated it and you are always welcome.connie from Texas

Homeschmama said...

Theresa & Connie
Thank you both for the sweet comments. I appreciate you coming bye. God Bless you both. Lisa