Sunday, July 27, 2008


Recall Notice of all Human Beings

Important Recall Notice

The maker of all human beings is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart. This due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code names Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defects has been technically termed,Subsequently Internal Non-Morality, or more commonly known as S-I-N,because it's primary symptom is loss of moral judgement.
Other symptoms include:
Loss of direction
Foul vocal emissions
Amnesia of origin
Lack of peace and joy
Selfish, or violent behavior
Depression or confusion in the mental component
Fear
Idolatry

The manufacturer,which is neither liable or at fault for the defect, is providing factory authorized repair service, free of charge to correct this SIN defect.The number for the recall station in your area is:
P-R-A-Y
Love
Joy
Peace
Long suffering
Gentleness
Goodness
Faith
Meekness
Temperance

Please see the operating manual,HOLY BIBLE, for further details on the use of these fixes.

Warning: Continuing to operate human unit without correction, voids the manufacturer's warranty, exposing owners to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.

Danger:The human units not receiving this recall action will be scrapped in the furnace.

It's been a good Lord's day here at our house. We went to church and out for lunch, it's to hot to cook and now some rest and relaxation. I hope everyone has a great week.

2 comments:

Nonna said...

What a great post! Thank you for sharing it!!

Ive had a great Lord's day too. Hubby and I went to church, then out to eat and to a movie.

I hope you have a great week ahead!!
Hugs,
Patti

Mimi said...

I love this post...