Monday, April 7, 2008

Happy Humor :)

CHICKENS:The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.


INFLATION:Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:Grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:An honest opinion openly expressed.

ADULT:A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:A place where women curl up and dye.

CANNIBAL:Someone who is fed up with people.

And MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES:Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines

I hope you enjoy these as much as I did! My dear friend Ola from church sent me this today and I thought I would post it. It was another beautiful spring day here in the south today. The girl's made supper tonight. They make a mean grilled chicken breast marinated in lemon pepper sauce. Baked potatoes with Cheddar cheese sour cream and butter and a yummy house salad and of course Iced tea . Thanks Girl's for a Delicious meal and allowing your father and I to spend some quite time together. Until my next post. Looking Upward.


Shelly said...

Sometimes I feel like DUST.
all the juice squeezed out. LOL
Sometimes I feel like a hot air balloon--bloated. hahahaha
liked your sayings that you had. Thanks for the emails.

Susan said...

Hello, thanks for dropping by my blog. It is always nice to meet new friends.I enjoyed your blog today.Supper really sounded good.It made me hungry.Have a good evening. God Bless.

A Note From Theresa said...

That was funny! Thanks for posting it.

Karen H. said...

Good Morning Lisa,
I enjoyed the humor you posted. Those are some funny sayings. Your dinner sounds so good and I bet it was good. Yesterday was nice and warm here as well. I even turned my A/C on yesterday afternoon. The heat is back on this morning tho. LOL. We are suppose to be getting more rain later this afternoon and going thru Thursday. Take care my friend and have a great day. May God Bless You and Yours.

Love & Hugs,
Karen H.

Mimi said...

Hi Lisa,
thanks for visiting with me today...I dropped by for a return visit...and the dinner your girls made sounded so delicious I thought I would just stay for supper...(did you have any left overs?}
I love your post..especially the one about every one else's wrinkles looking like my character lines!! ha ha

Mari said...

Hi Lisa - thanks for visiting me today. That supper sounds great and its always better when someone else makes it! I got these cute descriptions in an e-mail a couple of weeks ago and thought they were so cute I posted them too!

Mississippi Songbird said...

Awww. These are so cute.. Thanks for te smile.. Have a blessed evening and week ahead..

Nancy said...

HI Lisa I love the Adult discription, so true... Your dinner sounds delish, what nice girls... I really love the colors on your blog yellow is my favorite... Keep Lookin Up!!!

Marci said...

Those were really cute. Thanks for sharing them.

Debbie said...

Yep, these are cute! We had a beautiful day too. It started off a little cloudy, but it was full sunshine by late afternoon.

Karen said...

Very good. Thanks for sharing them.